COMMON SENSE FIRST RULE: No nudity, real sex acts, or violence.

Length of ownership: 2 hours (unless otherwise stated)

Start of ownership: Immediately following the close of the auction (unless otherwise negotiated)

Requirements of purchaser: Treat your Carbon Based Life Form with as much or as little respect as they desire. Remember it's all for fun and charity.

Requirements of Carbon Based Life Form: Anything that the CBLF is willing to do and is comfortable doing, and nothing more.

All bids final.

Bid Refusal: The auctioneer(s) reserve the right to ignore and/or not accept any bid.

Contract Termination: Either party may terminate the contract early. See organizers to moderate any disputes.